If you were waiting for the wheels to fall off the clown car that is the latest Cowboys negotiations, wait no more.

With great power comes great responsibility. However, at this point, the only responsibility Dallas Cowboys fans want to see longtime owner Jerry Jones handle is re-signing star pass-rusher Micah Parsons.

Defensive end Micah Parsons' game of chicken teriyaki with Jerry, Stephen, Charlotte, Rowdy and Co. now includes an empty trade request that will ultimately result in the player signing a contract before the start of the season. This contract will look a lot like the deals signed by Pittsburgh's T.J. Watt and Cleveland's Myles Garrett.