In my defense, it looked cool and refreshing. Cool as in temperature wise, not style, and refreshing, as in maybe a little aromatic relief from this ridiculous heat. I bought a bottle of Aqua Velva ...

Bell-bottoms are in stores once more, the Izod Lacoste shirt (and its famous crocodilian logo) has returned. Even "The Manchurian Candidate" is back. And now -- drum roll, please -- it's Aqua Velva's ...